Things I learned in Sievert’s GB 100 Class

 1. “ Alot ” is not one word - it is 2 words “ a lot ” !!!

 2. “ Fat Free ” does not mean I can eat all I want (and it tastes like shit) !!

 3. Do not break my fever with asprin unless I want to be sick longer !!

 4. Do not use the word “ theory ” when I mean “ hypothesis ”.

 5. If my urine is clear, it is sterile, and I could drink it in an emergency.

 6. If I believe in “ evolution ” it does not mean I cannot believe in God !!

 7. The main reason I breathe oxygen is to pick up electrons at the end of the electron transport system so I can make ATP.

 8. President Bush has screwed up the environment not to mention slowed or stopped many scientific advances !!

 9. The kinkier a fat is the better it is for me !

10. One of the main reasons I eat food 3 times a day is to provide the energy to hook the P back on ADP to make more ATP !

11. Do not say “ prostrate ” when I mean “ prostate ”.

12. I can take this class seriously or I can take it again and again !!!

13. Do not come to class late or leave early !!!

14. Turn off my cell phone during class especially during a test !!

15. Do not talk in class or I will disturb my classmates !!!